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#12001/12/3 9:40:03
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens." 儒教:孔子曰:“正在屙屎。” Buddhism: If shit happens, it really is not shit!. 佛教:如果屙狗屎了,(相信我)那不是狗屎! Zen: Shit only happens when it does not happen. 禅宗:屙狗屎只有在没有可能时,才能屙出来。 Hinduism: This shit happened before (and it will happen again). 印度教:很早以前就屙过狗屎(并且还会再屙) Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. 伊斯兰教:如果屙狗屎了,这是阿拉的旨意。 Protestant: Let shit happen to someone else. 新教:让另外的伙计与屙狗屎吧。 Catholic: If shit happens, you deserve it! 天主教:就算屙了狗屎,你也要接收它! Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? 犹太教:(天啦)为什么我们老是屙狗屎? Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason. 无神论:没有明显的证据表明会屙出狗屎来。 Agnosticism: I think shit happens. 不可知论:我想屙狗屎。 Baptist: I BELIEVE shit happens! (Amen) 沁信会教:我相信会屙出狗屎的!(阿门) Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens. 耶和华目击者:让我们进去,我们就会告诉你为什么 (你)会屙狗屎。 Scientologist: Feces occurs.
科学:狗粪便受力后,挤出来了。 Hare Krishna: ShithappensShithappensShithappens. 印度野兔教:屙狗屎屙狗屎屙狗屎。 Existentialism: I shit therefore I am. (Defeco ergo sum) 存在主义:我屎故我在。(……※◎!~) New Age Religion: Shit came to me in a vision. 新世纪宗教:在幻觉中,狗屎向我们走来。 Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. 塔法里教:点燃这狗屎,我们吸它的烟。 Paganism: If you send shit out into the world,it will return to you threefold. 异教:如果你在世上屙出狗屎,你就会遇到三倍的狗屎。 Mormons: If shit happens, the Church gets 10%. 摩门教:如果(你)屙有狗屎,教堂拥有10%。 Stoics: This shit doesn't bother me. 苦行主义者:狗屎不会妨碍我。 Hedonists: There's nothing like a good shit happening. 乐观者:没有比屙狗屎再好的了。 Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens. 耶和华目击者:敲一敲(gang门),就会屙出狗屎。 Atheism: No shit. 无神论:没有狗屎一说。 New Life Christian: Pay us money or shit will happen. 新生活基督教:给我们钱,否则会屙狗屎。 Quantum Physics: The probability that shit will happen is... 量子物理:屙出狗屎的概率是…… Quantum Physics 2: Shit is a wave AND a particle! 量子物理II:狗屎是波和粒子! Branch Davidianism: David Koresh: I am the shit! 分支教?:大为·克瑞熙:我就是狗屎! Occultism: I see shit happening in your future. 神秘主义:我看到你在未来屙狗屎。 Bahaiism: Same shit, different pile. 巴哈教:同样的狗屎,不同的屎条。
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#22001/12/3 12:06:44
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#32001/12/3 14:46:56
wuyu
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#42001/12/3 18:25:48
When shit is no shit, we get shit together and fertilize rice.
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#52001/12/3 18:26:34
When rice is rice, we get rice together and put it into our mouths.
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#62001/12/3 18:28:01
Shit is not a bad thing. It depends on what you think it IS.
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#72001/12/3 18:37:25
Confucianism: Confucius says, "There must be a big Shit in three small Shit."
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#82001/12/3 18:39:47
Buddhism: All shit is inanition.
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#92001/12/3 18:41:42
Demons: How does demon make shit happened?
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#102001/12/3 21:47:10
日本兵:八嘎! 这是土八路的SHIT,不是地雷。 轰) ) ) ) ) 叭叽。
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#112001/12/3 21:49:39
画魔你太淘气了……怎么到处乱贴啊?
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#122001/12/4 8:31:19
郁闷..............................
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